Saturday, March 29, 2003
Americans don't like the French because they resemble us: they too believe that they have the correct view of the world. Also because they differ from us, since they are skeptical and cynical, and we are credulous and sentimental.Peugeot Ad Tells It Like It Is
We forgive all you bourgeois pigs.
It's not for us to hold the grudge--not even against ignorant swine. And so we come back to America, where you think your replacement starter should come so fast as your cherished McNuggets. A starter is not a McNugget. It is a creation wrenched from the mind of man. It is Art.
Sadly, you cannot understand such things. So this time, like the indulgent parent, we add features expressly designed for Americans. Your speed, it is shown by the Heads-Up Mime. Your angst, it is calmed by five-year/50,000 mile ennui protection. The Peugeot--she is more than you deserve.
Peugeot
More than you deserve
Peugeot (I would suppose) parody at www.bushwatch.com
One question: what is the "Heads-Up Mime"?
posted by stefan 7:53 PM
You mission, should you choose to accept it:Find a turtle that screams California.
posted by j9 7:41 PM
